When your friend makes a bad joke

thehardtimesoffrankyg:

you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop 

(Source: spicegirlsofficial)

shadowlink-:

being anime wasn’t a choice

i was born anime 

Anyone at anytime ever in Bleach: What is this insane amount of spiritual pressure?!

why wear pants when you can just not wear pants

(Source: grapfruit)

jakeforjesus:

When someone changes their Url and Icon at the same time

ldaho:

homework is gay

homowork

allthefucksivegiven: a-really-sexy-girl-just: OHMYGOD WHY I still don’t see anything… OMFG
loki-though: damnthatswhatshesaid: The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have. I can’t handle this right now
❝You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you. That’s where I’ll be waiting.❞

— Peter Pan (via kuraama)
Black Moustache